I’m a Professional T-Shirt

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$42.38
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$49.99
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Color: Black

Size: S

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Official merch New drop Fan favorite From the show

THE LINE EVERYONE KEEPS REPEATING

You quoted it. We put it on merch.

A wearable inside joke for the fans who know exactly where it came from—and the strangers who are about to ask.

OfficialYoung Farts merch
Front printDesign as shown
Made to orderPrinted just for you
MADE FOR
Campground laughsBeer runsStarting conversations
WHY THIS ONE EXISTS

THE JOKE’S BUILT IN. YOU JUST WEAR IT.

The story, the jokes, and the fine print nobody reads until after buying it.

BLACK VERSION See the front + back The black mockups are shown so you can see exactly where the design lands.
I’m a Professional T-Shirt black front view
Front
I’m a Professional T-Shirt black back view
Back

Design placement: Character quote graphic on the front.

For anyone who has absolutely no qualifications, no formal training, and just enough confidence to make everyone else nervous.

Made for people who say “I’m a professional” immediately before using the wrong tool, skipping the instructions, breaking something expensive, or turning a ten-minute repair into a three-day project.

You may not know what you are doing, but you own a tape measure, watched half a YouTube video, and are already too far into the job to admit defeat.

Perfect for:

  • Guessing measurements and saying, “Close enough”
  • Using a hammer on things that definitely do not need a hammer
  • Starting repairs without checking whether the power is off
  • Losing the one screw you actually needed
  • Taking something apart and having three pieces left over
  • Giving advice while someone more qualified fixes your mistake
  • Anyone whose experience mostly comes from trial, error, and blaming the previous owner

Important notes:

  • Official Young Farts quote and character design
  • Wearing this shirt does not make you licensed, trained, insured, qualified, or useful
  • May cause people to hand you tools and immediately regret it
  • Does not include instructions, common sense, or the ability to put it back together
  • Results may vary depending on how many beers were involved

No training. No plan. Somehow still in charge.

FIT CHECK

An easy unisex fit for everyday wear.

Choose your usual size for the intended fit or size up for a looser feel. Compare the measurements before ordering.

7colours
7sizes
49options
01 Product details + size guide

Product details:

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 60% cotton and 40% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
  • 20 singles
  • Regular fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • 1 × 1 rib at collar
  • Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
  • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches)
S 18 29 ½
M 20 30 ½
L 22 31 ½
XL 24 32 ½
2XL 26 33 ½
3XL 28 34 ½
4XL 30 35 ½
  WIDTH (cm) LENGTH (cm)
S 45.7 75
M 50.8 77.5
L 55.9 80
XL 61 82.6
2XL 66 85
3XL 71.1 87.6
4XL 76.2 90.2
02 Available colours + sizes

Colours

Black • Charcoal Heather • Brick Red • Carbon Grey • Agave • Vintage Gold • White

Sizes

S • M • L • XL • 2XL • 3XL • 4XL

Heads up: Colours can look a little different from one screen to another. Always use the product photos and option names as your guide.

03 Care instructions

Turn it inside out, machine wash cold with similar colours, and tumble dry low. Do not bleach, dry clean, or iron directly on the print.

The less abuse you give the print, the longer it will keep looking good. The rest of the shirt may look better with a little shop dust.

04 Made to order + returns

This item is made to order after you buy it. That helps us offer more designs, colours, and sizes without filling the shop with boxes of shirts nobody asked for.

Please double-check your colour and size before checkout. Production begins specifically for your order, and tracking will be emailed once it ships.

For full eligibility and return details, read our refund policy.

YOUNG FARTS RV PARTS GOOD GEAR. BAD IDEAS. Wear it. Get it dirty. Make it a story.

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